The Melbourne Herald Sun is alleging that their is gangs of Bull Sharks "actively hunting humans" off Zihuantanejo, Mexico. The "theory" is that Bull Sharks have developed a taste for human flesh after getting used to eating human corpses dumped by the Mexican Mafia.

Jose Leonardo Castillo, chief shark investigator for Mexico’s National Fishing Institute, said yesterday: “One theory we’re investigating is that a group of sharks have developed a taste for humans.”

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Maybe this is what is eating surfers off Zihuantanejo?

This is only slightly less plausible than the "gang of Bull Sharks theory."

We briefly considered giving this guy a Bushy, but it is just too silly...he gets nothing.

--Sharky

technorati tags: Sharks, Bull Sharks, Mexico, Zombies, Shark Attacks, Zihuantanejo, organized crime

Nice Rack!

Tom Stienstra of the San Francisco Chronicle doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

You may recognize him as the great white shark, but by any name, he's been creating havoc in Mexico in the past month. Three surfers have been attacked near Zihuantanejo, two fatally. The most recent attack was May 24 when an instructor got partially munched with a bite on the arm. Earlier in May, a surfer on vacation from San Francisco was killed.

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WRONG! The Mexican "attacks" were likely Tiger or Bull Sharks. Everyone wants to blame every Shark bite on Great Whites because we are the sexiest and the Shark from all the movies, but we are often scapegoated. In reality, the most dangerous Shark in the sea is the Bull Shark. And frankly, I'm a bit offended that this Tom Stienstra is sexist enough to assign all Great Whites the pronoun "he." Not all of us are "he" asshole, some of us are indeed "she." The Bull Shark, male or female, has more testosterone in his or her system pound for pound than any other animal on earth, so if you must assign universal masculinity to any one Shark species, please consider the Bull Shark. Here watch this:

Word to the wise, I am not a he,

--Ms Sharky

technorati tags: Sharks, Bull Sharks, Great White Sharks, gender bias, Mexico, Zihuantanejo

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