Say goodnight to 2½-year-old Hayln the Ocra. She died on Sunday at Sea World San Antonio. Congrats Sea World Texas, this is the second Orca in eight months whose blood is on your hands.

Look at their ridiculous press release:

"While we recognize that death is part of the life cycle, we are saddened over the unexpected loss of this animal," a SeaWorld press release said.

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Nice one, cocks. That statement is so patently retarded you get a Bushy!

"Congradulations" Sea World Antonio, you are the proud recipients of a Bushy, the award for gross stupidity, obviousness, and retardation.

On October 17, 2007, Taku, a 14-year-old male Orca, died at the park. Tests later showed that Taku died of pneumonia which Killer Whales don't get in the wild. Killer Whales can live up to 80 years in the wild. In captivity, it is rare for one to live past 20.

NO!

Captive Killer Whales Make Baby Jesus Cry!

--El Tiburon

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