There is still some debate as to whether a Shark jammed 17-year-old Julianne Lenti on her foot in knee-deep water off Litchfield Beach, South Carolina. The Shark was never actually seen and not all authorities are convinced that the wound is completely consistent with a Shark jam. Julianne said that at first she thought it was a Crab that got her, but then she felt teeth. Whatever it was that got her, she needed 12 stitches.

If this was indeed a Shark bite this would make the third jam so far this summer off South Carolina beaches...well, on second thought...South Carolina is no where even close to Florida, but at least Jesse Helms is dead! Oh, Helms was from North Carolina?

Maybe South Carolina is the awkward girl capital of the United States?
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--Sharky

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What part of the Shark bites will continue until the Shark tournaments cease don't people seem to understand?

There was another Shark party last Thursday. This one was at Isle of Palms, South Carolina. A 37-year-old man was swimming in the breakers when a 5-foot Shark grabbed his hand and took a taste. He required medical attention, but his hand will be fine...the guy probably wasn't a Shark fisherman. There are no pictures so we are going to have to fake it again.

This is more permanent than the damage done in Isle of Palms.

Two people were jammed at the Isle of Palms on the same day last August. They didn't report the Shark species back then either.

Read.

The war will continue until the Shark fishing stops,

--Sharky

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A Shark took a taste of fifteen-year-old Madi Taff as she was body surfing in waist deep water on June 1, off Cherry Grove, South Carolina. The Shark was very gentle, as at first Madi thought she was bitten by a large crab or stepped on an Oyster-YUCKY!
Oysters are Yucky!

Madi needed 16 stitches to close the hole in her ankle. Her father Russ is an "award winning" gospel singer. This has nothing to do with the rest of the story but for some reason it made us laugh. The Shark in question was probably either a 5-foot Blacktip or a Sandbar Shark.
Shark bites are Yummy!
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--Sharky

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