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The Sun Can McBlow Me

Here is the tooth The Sun claims someone found on a Welsh beach.*sigh*
The Sun, our favorite British craploid who last week tried to tell us that there was a Great White off Aberdeen, Scotland named McJaws, is now trying to tell us that someone found a 2.34-inch Great White Shark tooth off a beach in North Wales. A tooth this size would likely come from a Great White of up to 20 feet in length. What a load of vowelless names and sheep sodomy! Douglas Herdson, Information Officer from the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth told Practical Fishkeeping that the hole that is clearly visible in the center of the root shows that it probably came off a necklace someone bought on ebay, not directly from the Jaws of a giant Shark lurking off the coast of the UK. The Sun loves their Great White hoaxes. Wait isn't Wales really a part of France?

Here is an exclusive picture of the dreaded Scottish/Welsh Great White!
These Shark hoaxes are making my claspers soft!
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--Sharky
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