On Friday, U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy has restored Endangered Species Act protections for Gray Wolves in Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho. Rednecks and rich trophy hunters are wringing their hands in unfulfilled blood lust. In March, the federal government under pressure influence of "sportsmen" groups, the Cattle Industry, and the NRA had removed Gray Wolves from the endangered species list. Idaho Governor C.L. "Butch" Otter, a Republican and big fan of blood, was reportedly so angered at news of the judge's motion that he was unable to finish his mid-morning meal of veal and Viagra and began to verbally assault his staff. In January 2007, Otter had said he liked to "skin his humps" and he wanted to be the first one to legally bag a Wolf.

"I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit."--C.L. "Butch" Otter

Clearly, this stay of execution is only temporary, and the Wolves are not out of the forest yet, but we are doing our Wolf Dance anyway.

Jam out with your Clam out!

--Ms Sharky

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