Ayveq the beloved masturbating Walrus at the New York Aquarium died on Sunday of a "massive" bacterial infection. He was 14. Coney Island will never be the same. Now the only ones jerking off are the condominium developers.

While he was known to entertain crowds with his self gratification, he had one known son,Akituusaq, whom he sired with female Walrus Kulusiq after years of impressing her with his manual dexterity. He will certainly be missed...we wish we could say the same for the condo developers.

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A cruel metaphor:

First George Carlin and now Ayveq! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? I'm so depressed, I may have to just eat a fucking surfer.

"Rat shit! Bat shit! Dirty ol' twat! 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! Fuck!" --Ayveq George Carlin

--Ms Sharky

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