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Shut Up PETA, Rich Kids Need Swanky Places to Drink to Prove They Are Better than Us.
Those "angry, bitter, bull dagger lesbo-dyke, hairy-pitted fat chicks" over at PETA are at it again. What don't they like this time?

PETA is upset that Mike Yassine Austin-based club promoter is opening Qua Bottle Lounge in Austin, Texas an exclusivepricey and pretentious nightclub featuring a 19,000 gallon Shark and Ray tank built into the floor. PETA contends that the thumping music and the feet of club-goers will cause traumatic vibrations that will torture the Sharks nervous systems' literally driving them insane.

Drunk Rich Kids are Driving these Sharks insane with their bad Lounge Music.
Mike Yassine has countered that his nightclub is not a dance club but a lounge that plays more mellow lounge-type non-thumpy music. He has said that people are only allowed to walk on a tiny part of the aquarium enclosure and that soundproofing measures have been taken to protect the Blacktip Reef and Leopard Sharks in the enclosure.
Yassine is lying. There is a Austin party blog that shows people dancing on the Shark dance floor. We aren't going to post the picture because it is boring. But if you want to see it you can go here. There is also a picture of fatty Yassine there too.
Instead We are going to show you some pictures from those ugly bitches at PETA:

An angry, bitter, bull dagger lesbo-dyke, hairy-pitted fat chick from PETA.

Another angry, bitter, bull dagger lesbo-dyke, hairy-pitted fat chick from PETA.

A typical PETA Protester: Yuck!

Can somebody remind us why we are supposed to hate PETA again?
PETA claims that three Sharks have died so far at Yassine's Qua nightclub, while Yassine claims that only one Shark has died and that was during transport. By the way, Yassine also says he gets all the Shark's food at Whole Foods.
No you Shut Up,
--Sharky
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--Sharky