CANCEL HBO NOW!!!

What is sure to get more attention than a story about Sharks or the cancellation of Deadwood?

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton getting out of a car...oh, and Britney's Vagina is actually Michael Vick.

Unfortunately, there is no way a Shark story would get more attention than a story about Britney, Paris, and Mike Vick...unless...you look really really close...

Eeeeep!!!
All but one of Michael Vick's morbidly abused collection of 49 Dogs (the ones he didn't electrocute, drown, hang, or shoot) were ordered to be sent to Doggie rehab and will be saved. However, one Dog was considered a danger to himself and others and will be euthanized.
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Also, there have been numerous Shark sitings lately, from large Great Whites in Central California to Gray Reef Sharks in Maui.

Still, all this news pales to the fact that in a recent interview, Ian McShane had stated that the two series ending Deadwood movies that HBO promised its fans last year have been scrapped and the Deadwood sets are being dismantled and scuttled. Nice PR move HBO, you bunch of cocksucking liars. Way to cancel the best-reviewed television show of the millennium with only 12 more episodes left to shoot.