Two people were bitten by Sharks at the same beach two hours apart at Isle of Palms, South Carolina. The first Jamster was either a 9 or 10-year old boy(depending on varying reports) and the next Jammaster was a 30-year-old man. Both are in serious condition following what were both called "significant" bites to the legs and feet. There is no evidence or indication as to whether it was the same Shark that did the biting on both Jammers, but it is a possibility. However, we at The Chum Slick have our own theory as to the culprit and it isn't a Shark at all. It is this man:

This man--clearly Turtle from Entourage's biggest fan--was last seen yesterday in a Florida hospital bed next to his 19-year old Shark-bitten girlfriend, just might be responsible for all three attacks. There was no Shark identified at yesterday's "attack" off the Florida Keys...hmmmm.

Nope, sorry dude, Jerry Ferarra is much cuter.

There is not much info on these Shark incidents yet(which is why this post is mostly goof ball bullshit) we will keep on top of this shit for you Shark nerds.

We promise,

--Sharky

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