The 23-year old hand-bite victim's name is Chad Guthrie. He is a medical student. This bite may give him some problems with his chosen career. Sorry Chad, you might have to become a diagnostician instead of a surgeon...I pity you.

Here is what the med student looks like:

OK, now forget that clown, I got something better to show you.

This is Larry Olson (showing us where he keeps his weed). He was attacked by a Blacktip Shark around Hutchinson Island, Florida a couple of weeks ago. He is now one of my best friends and such a good friend of The Chum Slick that he gave us some EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS of his fucked-up foot.

Lookie-Lookie:

And:

And even:

More? OK:

Take note foot-fetishists, there will be even more later.

Thanks to Larry and Maggie for the photos, and for having such a good sense of humor. We at The Chum Slick wish you both tasty waves and a cool buzz.

Man, I am hungry,

--Sharky

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