Ralph, a rare whale shark, died today at the Georgia Aquarium. This makes the second rare animal to die in captivity at the aquarium in 10 days. First Gasper, a beluga whale, and now poor Ralph the whale shark.

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Ooooh, the Georgia Aquarium is so great, they say. It is almost a privilege to be imprisoned there helping to entertain a bunch of fat, Krispy Kreme eating Southerners. Can't you just hear them as they tap on your glass:

"Oooooweeee Buford!"
"What was that, Elvis?"
"Maybe if we're lucky we can see that big ol' fish take a big ol' shit."
"You sure got a way with those words, Elvis. I'll start prayin' to the Baby Jesus now...dear Baby Jesus, please let us see that big ol' fish shit hisself."

Is it any wonder why Gasper and Ralph died?

--MsSharky